“Oi! Are you laughing at me?! You bastards!”
Uncomfortable self-consciousness is, as always, refreshingly absent from Amy’s meditations for most of our conversation today, but it leaks in as we roll towards the end. We aren’t laughing, of course, but grinning in something like awe as the singer admits she’d love her life to be more like Forrest Gump’s: a series of disparate chapters where she never gets bored.
“I can’t wait for you to be a shrimp fisherman, Amy!” Declan teases, mischievously.
“I’d be a shrimp fisherman!” she bats back. “I want to maintain the space to be able to explore different parts of myself. Becoming one of those stadium bands we’ve spent time on the road with – having a career that’s all-consuming like that – isn’t something I think I’d be comfortable with. Maybe that’s to do with being a frontperson. The whole time I’ve been in the band, if not intimidated, I’ve felt the growing pains. When we started, the biggest shows I’d ever been to were like 200-cap. But then we were immediately growing bigger than that. From an industry point of view, and a live performance point of view, that can be a lot of stress.”
A pause, to consider whether she’d really forego fame and fortune. “Not that that’s a hard no to being one of those massive bands. More of a long-winded, ‘I don’t know.’ I’d definitely give it a crack. Basically, I want to be in Amyl And The Sniffers, but also to be a shrimp fisherman – and to run a bank!”
The guitarist can’t help but keep winding his singer up: “Did you say rob a bank?!”