Normally, when you go to buy a bit of fresh cheese at the supermarket, you don't think, 'Hmm, I wonder if the guy selling me this Stilton is in fact an apocalyptic maniac who's going to cut off my face in accordance with the Code of Hammurabi?' But one New Yorker had to confront this grim reality when purchasing a piece of mozzarella bearing an insane, Slayer-esque message printed on its packaging.
According to Gothamist, the sinister curd was sold at Westside Market in Chelsea by one Peter "The Doctor" Daniels, whose messages printed on cheese had before now been seen as adorable personalizations, often referencing classic rock songs and famous works of literature. However, after a brief hiatus from printing messages on labels, The Doctor began marking his products again...only this time, they bore a more menacing tone.
The mozzarella in question bore the phrase, "IT WAS PROFISIZED [sic] IN THE LATE 20th CENTURY. AN Angel OF DEATH SHALL WASTE THIS PLACE. NOW I ASK YOU DO YOU BELIEVE IT TO BE TRUE?....THE DOCTOR." Which is about as scary a caption as a cheese can have on it.
Take a look at the offensive cheese: