1. Why should people listen to the Black Label Society Pride And Glory reissue?
"It has, obviously, twice the amount of testosterone and erectile dysfunction power that the previous release didn’t have, so that’s the reason why we put them out. They’re bigger, they’re stronger, they’re faster, they’re better. These new releases will help people in the bedroom and therefore, makes for a better marriage!"
2. What is your biggest fear?
"Probably between soundcheck and the show, it would be making sure that I have enough time for my anal bleaching appointment and to shave my legs... and that my eyeshadow matches my lipgloss and my rouge before we go on stage. The struggle is real!"
3. How long have you worn the same underwear consecutively?
"One time, during the Animal House years, I had seven days without brushing my teeth or showering - just put deodorant on and you’re good to go. That would probably have to be the longest."
4. What is the worst job you’ve ever had?
"There was one job I had cleaning houses. At this one job, this guy was trying to get these people to leave the house – he had turned the electricity off, turned the water off – but the people had actually shit in the toilets to the point where the shit was all the way up to the toilet bowl! That’s how long these people stayed in the house illegally, it was like a squatters' drug den. I remember we had to go over there and clean the walls, smashed mirrors, take mattresses downstairs, basically destroy the house. But it was the shit in the toilets that made me go, 'Nope. Not gonna do this job,' and I just left!"