Read this: Ozzy speaks: Inside my year from hell
As a recipient of the award, Ozzy joins previous winners Iggy Pop and, um, Prince Charles. Talking about the time he met his fellow winner’s mother, The Queen, at Party At The Palace in 2002, The Prince Of Darkness recalled, “She looked at me and said, ‘Hello. So this is what they call variety, is it?’ I just stared at her. You see her on stamps, you see her in the paper every day, see her on the telly… but it’s such a weird feeling when you’re actually in front of her for the first time. But I wouldn’t have her job for anything. They’re not from planet earth, are they?”
He also looked back at his hellraising days, including the time he racked up a fabulously expensive bill for his escapades in the bar at New York’s Le Parker Meridien hotel. Drinks? No, piano murder…
“They used to have a piano player right by the bar,” he remembers. “I was sitting there when a machine started fucking playing songs on the piano. Every 10 songs it would do the theme from The Sting. I’d been drinking in there all day and so when it came on for the 50th time I got up and put my foot through the machine. I ended up writing a letter of complaint to the Musicians’ Union: ‘How dare you do this, giving them a machine instead of a musician to play.’ It would be cheaper to get a musician. I know because I had to pay for a new machine.”