Dreams On Toast is a very Darkness album. If you want big riffs and histrionic rock power, they are as reliable as ever. If you want very British Carry On humour, look to the country-ish Hot On My Tail, a lyrical one-and-a-half entendre about flatulence. “You have to write about what you know,” declares Justin.
There’s the banging Rock And Roll Party Cowboy (“I have to take credit, I added ‘Cowboy’” boasts Justin), a song every member describes, in part, with a synonym of “ridiculous”, with its meaty guitar and shopping list of rock‘n‘roll accoutrements.
“It came out during a writing retreat in Scotland,” explains Justin. “That riff was so much fun to play with, playing for hours, but we couldn’t find a melodic way to sing around that riff. So it ended up being just like a dramatic monologue type thing.”
“It was so much fun to play, we couldn’t stop,” adds Rufus.
“Yeah, we kind of knew it was both the shittest thing, but also the best thing we had. It's one of those weird ones where you can easily get it wrong by trying to make it something better.”
This is actually quite telling of how The Darkness approach music. Though they admit they can be particular, and say sometimes songs can hang around for ages before they find a home, there’s a gutsy instinct, a sense of running into it blind, where they find their excitement.
“What’s killed the original spirit of rock, if there was a word, it would be ‘solemnity’,” says Frankie. “In other art forms, too. Solemnity is actually the death of art.”
“I don't think there ever has been anything clever about this band,” adds Dan. “It’s never been like that. It's all been based through anger and joy.
“Making this album was akin to Queen making A Night At The Opera: ‘What can we get away with?’ You’d leave the room and when you came back something would have completely changed direction. The guys would go home from the studio, and Justin and I would work till, like, three in the morning. They’d come back in the next day and go, ‘What the fuck is that?’ And we’d go, ‘What that is, is fucking great.’”